[The RV is not a mobile armory like the last one was, thankfully. It's just plastered with posters about aliens. Some are tasteful movie posters, while others are a little...yeah. But there's a bed, a storage area, and a kitchenette that can be explored!]


[Hippie guy is all too happy to talk about his findings.]

Yeah! I've seen sooooo much before. You know those little grey guys? I totally saw one outside of Area 51! And there's been reports of flying saucers in this area for ages. That's why I'm out here, you know? Hoping to see some UFOs. I've got all the charts on Rain here, so I know exactly how late to stay up for the best UFO-watching.