After...party...?

[diesifkilled]

[SO THAT SURE WAS AN EXECUTION, HUH

Shirou's just been kind of staring off into space, still holding on to Usagi's hand, ever since Kon and Natsume's deaths. Just when it starts to look like he might stay like that all hecking night, he suddenly blinks and looks around.]

I'm going to go get some food.

[And indeed, he disappears off to the lodge and returns a little later with a huge pile of beautifully made sandwiches and other snacks. Did he have them prepared, or did he just make them really fast somehow? Who knows.

Anyway, there are now sandwiches. And the shack might still be on fire. This is fine.]

Comments

[fallbymyhands]

There's an. . . app? With an eyeball. It requests you sign up for something.

[diesifkilled]

That... sounds suspicious. You didn't sign up for it, right?

[fallbymyhands]

Amamiya did, accidentally. And then I did, purposefully.

[just in case? just in case]

[diesifkilled]

[That seems really stupid but]

Okay.

[He really doesn't have the mental presence to care.]

Anything else?

[fallbymyhands]

There's an app with a picture of a blond woman? I don't know what it's for.

[it's fgo]

[diesifkilled]

Huh. Can I see?

[He doesn't know what an app is but might as well look, right?]

[fallbymyhands]

[SHOWS HIM THE FGO APP]

[have fun Shirou]

[diesifkilled]

[stare

long, long stare]

...That's Saber.

[petoskeymods]

[btw if Shirou opens the app this is the loading screen he gets.]

[diesifkilled]

[Yeah he's probably tapping it on accident because what the fuck even

the wtf continues because what is this loading screen even

but okay let's tap once it's loaded

time to answer the greatest mystery of the game: what is Red's main party??? Meaning is Shirou going to get Archer staring at him from the phone right away]

[petoskeymods]

[Red's current setup with a max NP max bond Archer, max NP max bond Drake, max NP max bond Waver, Max NP max bond Jeanne, and a max NP max bond Ryoji Shiki.

She. May have hacked the game a bit to get the Good Waifus and Husbandos.]

[diesifkilled]

[At least he only recognises Archer out of those. And kind of Jeanne because Saberface.

He taps around a bit randomly but has no fucking idea what any of this is.]

It's like... a game? Based on the Holy Grail War?

[????]

[petoskeymods]

[Somehow Shirou has ended up in the Onigashima raid boss fight.

Don't die.]

[diesifkilled]

[Yeah actually he's. Not paying any attention to the fight? Because there on the bottom of the screen it says "Emiya" on Archer and that is.

Hm.]

...Hey, Kirijo? How do I close this?

[petoskeymods]

[HMM INDEED I forgot about that whoops]

[diesifkilled]

[WHOOPS OH WELL WE WERE GETTING TO THAT SOONER OR LATER ANYWAY]

[petoskeymods]

[I mean if he wants more information he could navigate his way to Archer's profile.]

[fallbymyhands]

I'm sorry?

You know her?

[diesifkilled]

She's...

[okay no he cannot talk about Saber tonight]

Yeah, I know her.

[fallbymyhands]

[???]

Why would her face be on a cell phone application?

[diesifkilled]

I don't know! I don't even know what a cell phone application is!

[And now the game is loading and holy shit what is anything anymore]

[fallbymyhands]

Neither did I, until today. Amamiya thought this might be a. . . game?

[diesifkilled]

[And then, after a bit of tapping and swiping, Shirou suddenly freezes and stares at something on the screen.

Hm.]

[fallbymyhands]

[oh]

[oh]

[she is noticing that too]

[isn't that]

[the deliveryman]

[GIVES HIM A QUESTIONING LOOK]

[diesifkilled]

How do I close it. Do you know?

[SORRY NO HE DOES NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS]