After...party...?

[diesifkilled]

[SO THAT SURE WAS AN EXECUTION, HUH

Shirou's just been kind of staring off into space, still holding on to Usagi's hand, ever since Kon and Natsume's deaths. Just when it starts to look like he might stay like that all hecking night, he suddenly blinks and looks around.]

I'm going to go get some food.

[And indeed, he disappears off to the lodge and returns a little later with a huge pile of beautifully made sandwiches and other snacks. Did he have them prepared, or did he just make them really fast somehow? Who knows.

Anyway, there are now sandwiches. And the shack might still be on fire. This is fine.]

Comments

[lovebun]

Waaah! Um, hey guys, it's doing a weird buzzy thing.

[ Usagi is from 1992 what does she fucking do. Going to... Try and get that open? Is it important at all??? Maybe it's spam or something? WHAT ARE SMARTPHONES ]

[petoskeymods]

[She can get it open, and it's a test from 'bae']

You still up?
I know Saturdays are hard for you.

[lovebun]

[ Who the fuck is "bae" she wasn't paying attention to that ]

...What do I do...

[ PHONE TEXTING DOESN'T EXIST YET ]

[le_mat]

Holy shit, that's Archer.

[lovebun]

Should I answer it...? Where is Red, anyway...?

[le_mat]

Probably not a good idea - there's no way we can fake her. She'd see we did it later anyways.

[lovebun]

Um... Should we give it back...?

[ Or is Archer just going to assume this was a particularly bad day and Red wants to be left alone. ]

[le_mat]

Kirijo-san is going to take it back to her when we're done. He can wait a little bit.

[lovebun]

...Should I just... Go back to playing...?

[le_mat]

If you want. Give that sword shooting jerk a little blue balls, he won't die.

[lovebun]

But he seems like an okay person...

[ Oh well, back to Candy Crush unless anything else happens. ]

[diesifkilled]

[SNAPPING TO ATTENTION AT THE MENTION OF THAT NAME

WHY HIM WHY NOW]

[petoskeymods]

[Do you really want to look at that, Shirou? The mana transfer joke is still up on it, just above the new stuff 'bae' just sent.]

[diesifkilled]

[OH JESUS CHRIST

His face turns the same colour as his hair and he fucking flees the scene. NOPE CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS NOPE]